Moon Stomping

Blogger Buddy,
It has been far too long since I have talked to you. Well lest have a little recap shall we. So In the last week, I have woke up and gone to work, then came home with the intention of sitting down and writing some stand up. However, what ended up happening was going home from work and sitting on my ass playing Call Of Duty ALL FUCKING NIGHT! Can't say I am happy with myself on that one. However Thursday night I did set out to piss someone on Xbox live and I sure as shit did. The best line of the night was the gamer thought he was being clever by calling me an ass pirate. I reciprocated by letting him know that I was no such thing, but rather I was an ass ninja. I guess that was too much for him cuz he shut up and left me alone after that.I did manage to start smoking again, so that is not anything I am too happy about.
So as I am writing this I am trapped inside my best friends house in Richmond, Va. We are snowed in, I already tried to go to the store and my car got 6 ft and that was it. We went out in downtown Richmond last night, and me being the hard headed guy I am and refuse to buy drinks from the bar. I decided to pregame and get drunk before we went out. Well getting drunk got accomplished and then some. Needless to say by the time we got to the bar I was PISSED. So naturally the bar did not serve me. Would not have mattered though I left my check card at the house my drunk mind had figured out some other way to get the payment I would have needed. So any way I ended up accidentally punching a good friends younger cousin in the eye. It would not have been so bad even she knew it was an complete freak accident however when I was privately texting my sister the recap of the evening I quote "I love you, and I punched some bitch in the eye".
She got all butt hurt cuz I used the word bitch. Seriously calm the eff down and get over yourself. So much more happened over the weekend but I am really tired maybe I'll pick it up tom and fill you in.