8.5 Simple Steps To Not Reading A Book

BLOG BUDDDDDY!!!!
I know I left you a little unloved last night, been a weird couple of days all sorts of moody and I can't quite figure it out. Maybe its gas, ya know like back in the days of being an infant, when I was all cranky and jazz, then my grandmama would tell my mum that the reason was gas and all she had to do was gimme prune juice or something and I would get all loosened up and be all better. Where is that quick fix as an adult, I've tried farting, I've tried shitting, I've tried all the juices under the sun. I am just moody, can't figure it out.
Anyway, so I popped my trunk today and found three books in the back. Let me preface this whole paragraph with this little nugget. I have a very bad habit of starting a book that is really interesting and then getting bored with it halfway through and giving up on it or just forgetting about it all together. So anyway, I found three books in my trunk that I have started and only gotten about halfway through or less. They are:
Sigmund Freud's Interpretation Of Dream, A Book On Speed Reading, and a book on how to play and the history of the Didgeridoo. So instead of hunkering down and trying to finish these books I decided to write this blog about things I have been doing instead.

1. I went to work today and stared at my computer trying to bring myself to write my resume which has been looming over my head like a shitty shit storm cloud.

2.I talked to my sister on the phone for a good 45 minutes while at work. ( So that actually counts as two cuz not only was I not reading, I was also not working.)

3.Going Tanning and trying not to gag and the stench I had created by farting inside my tanning bed. ( BTW it was sum where in the range of wet dog hair that had scorched off the dogs back and a really really really rotten egg.)

3 1/2. Going to the gym and using the eliptical. Since its the only thing next to swimming I can do right now due to my knee. However I did the 30/30 program on it and got my ass kicked. ( 30/30 is 30 second sprint which on the eliptical is above 80 rpms, and then a 30 sec walk which is below 40 rpms. So I had that set for an hour and only made it to 13 minutes. Which also why this is awarded 3 1/2 spot.)

4. Playing Modern Warfare 2 with my neighbor, then quitting cuz the lag was really pissing me off.

5. Making a tuna sandwhich and eating it. ( Surprisingly out of the whole day thus far its only 6 pm right now, this has been the highlight of my day. Most likely due to the fact that the tuna salad has been in the fridge for well over a week now and I was well aware of the gamble I was taking by making this sandwhich and that was fun.)

6. Again staring at my computer at home and trying to bring myself to write my resume.

7. Writing this blog and playing on facebook.

So pretty much 8 things I have been doing instead of reading those books I should probably finish. Hopefully one of these days I'll figure things out and try to get them done.
PEACE

Fortune Cookie Of The Day
Why does the man who have everything act as if his cup is always empty. While the man who has nothing acts as if every cup he has ever owned was filled to the brim?