Hey Blogenstien,
I just got a quick one for ya tonight.
Quick run down: two guys are in a room Guy A is throwing a wacky wall walker against the window, watching it walk down the window, then licking it to stick better and doing it again. Guy B is just sitting there in a day dream. Here is the conversation
A: Hey check this out ( throws wacky wall walker on window)
B: K.........? ( Puzzled look and tone)
A: You didn't see, you were not looking ( repeats wacky wall walker action)
B: Yea, I saw you the first time. I'm sitting right next to you with nothing else to look at. What do you think I've been looking at?
A: I don't believe you, watch one more time and then we'll go get milk from the Food Lion. ( just as he is about to throw it guy B slaps him in the face)
B: STOP MAN!...............my kids lick those windows.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
This Movie Is Nothing But Ropes and Asses........Pilgrim
Blog Stop,
Hey guy its been a coon's age since I talked to you.
Let me catch you up on what has been happening since I last spoke with you. Sorry I don't have much comedy nonsense for you tonight. But I do have lots to fill you in on.
Lets see, I am getting out of a self induced depression. I have had a birthday, I've been watching the shit out of MST3K, King of the Hill, and the X-Files. ( P.s I may have missed the boat on this by about a decade but I'll still say it, I would give Agent Dana Scully a run for her money......twice on a bad day. She is still hot as ever. I started tanning again and working out so thats been helping with the coming out of a depression. I bought a voice recorder with the money my parents sent me for my birthday. I plan on using it once I get my ass up on stage for some open mic nights. I know i have been saying and talking about that ever since I met you but it takes time. I looked into doing some plays this fall, auditions start this fall in August so that would be pretty sweet if I did that. I also plan on making my own Riff Tracks. If you are not familiar with Riff Trax, they are downloadable movie commentaries done by the same guys who did Mystery Science Theater 3000. They offer you the ability to record your own commentaries and post them to thier site. So right now I am working on the 1992 Sci-Fi movie The LawnmowerMan with the one and only James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). That should be fun. That pretty much sums up the last few weeks and a little outlook into the summer. OH! one more thing today I spent the day playing mini golf.....drunk outta my mind ( no i did not drive) but it was fun as shit so fun in fact we have decided that one weekend of the month we are going to go drunk mini golfing!! it shold be pretty fun I'll keep you posted, along with the rest of the stuff I mentioned.
Have a good one blogging buddy bear.
PPEACE
Hey guy its been a coon's age since I talked to you.
Let me catch you up on what has been happening since I last spoke with you. Sorry I don't have much comedy nonsense for you tonight. But I do have lots to fill you in on.
Lets see, I am getting out of a self induced depression. I have had a birthday, I've been watching the shit out of MST3K, King of the Hill, and the X-Files. ( P.s I may have missed the boat on this by about a decade but I'll still say it, I would give Agent Dana Scully a run for her money......twice on a bad day. She is still hot as ever. I started tanning again and working out so thats been helping with the coming out of a depression. I bought a voice recorder with the money my parents sent me for my birthday. I plan on using it once I get my ass up on stage for some open mic nights. I know i have been saying and talking about that ever since I met you but it takes time. I looked into doing some plays this fall, auditions start this fall in August so that would be pretty sweet if I did that. I also plan on making my own Riff Tracks. If you are not familiar with Riff Trax, they are downloadable movie commentaries done by the same guys who did Mystery Science Theater 3000. They offer you the ability to record your own commentaries and post them to thier site. So right now I am working on the 1992 Sci-Fi movie The LawnmowerMan with the one and only James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). That should be fun. That pretty much sums up the last few weeks and a little outlook into the summer. OH! one more thing today I spent the day playing mini golf.....drunk outta my mind ( no i did not drive) but it was fun as shit so fun in fact we have decided that one weekend of the month we are going to go drunk mini golfing!! it shold be pretty fun I'll keep you posted, along with the rest of the stuff I mentioned.
Have a good one blogging buddy bear.
PPEACE
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