Russians, Vader, and Bears OH MY!!!!!

Good morning blog,
I want to start by telling you about the first dream I had last night it was quite the story. It started with me on some military base. I was late for work and I was calling in to let my command know I was late for work. They said not too worry about coming in, instead I had to go my boss's house and babysit his daughters. Which it turns out happened to be my real life little cousins. Any way, the youngest one runs off and starts playing hide and seek on the entire base. I am am scrambling to find her before the workday is over. Eventually I find her, and then both of them run off. So again I am running all over base trying to find both these little girls. Well my morals are not warped I guess cuz I ended up finding them AGAIN!!.
However right after I found them is when shit hits the fan. Russian's invade the base and I am holding an M14 TCOB sort of, when I say taking care of business I mean running away and take an ass load of bullets in the bum. I finally get to a secured bunker where I have to explain to Obama that the reason Russians are invading is because I lost my boss's daughters babysitting.

So thats what I was dealing with all night. The best part is, I know exactly why I dreamed all this. All day yesterday I played Modern Warfare 2, ALL DAY. Then last night while I was falling asleep I watched Monsters INC. As well as the simple fact that I slept with my Nicotine patch on too. So that was my first dream. The next dream was quite insane as well it involved my two favorite movie villans.

So it starts off in the New York sewers. I am visting my favorite Teenage Shellbacks. We're are chilling eating pizza. Then the footclan invades the hideout and again I am running and hiding while the Turtles are kickign some major ass. I eventually get captured by the foot cuz I know very little ninjitsu, like in the areana of none. So I am captured and taken to the foot headquarters. Then I meet the shredder, and he is just as much of a badass as I have always thought. So the shred dude is giving me the business and whatnot, all of a sudden darth Vader just comes from no where. Vader and shredder explain to me how they went to villian school together and how they were both awarded "most likely to TCOB in the future". Any way they get into stories of the past and shit. So then comes time for them to decide what they want to do with me, and before they decide they want me to decide which on of them is my real father. All of a sudden out of no where they are standing on stage with mics. They are in a full blown American Idol style compitition for fatherhood. I am sitting in Simon's spot, April O'Neil is in Paula's spot, and Fozzy Bear is sitting in Randy's spot. The host with the most......thats right none other than Beetleguise is the host taking over for Ryan Seacrest. So the show goes on, and both of them plead their cases as to why they should be my father, and right when the winner is about to be announced my alarm goes off and I have to take my roomate to the airport.

Talk about dreams you wish you could revisit, cuz that dream was badass, I wanted to know who my real father was so bad!!!!! I have no idea what I did to get this dream, but I want to go back for the show's finale.

Anyway today is playoff Sunday so I gotta watch my Packers get thier win on. Thanks for letting me drivel my dreams off to you my friend.
PEACE

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