The Stork Is Alwas To Blame, No Matter What Your Parents Told You

Blogger Face,
Hey man its been a long while since I graced your digital canvass with my words. Its been quite the trip to today too. First the weather outside has been frightful and even though I am an expert on driving on bad road conditions, I am scared shitless to drive in this effin state with the abilities of all the other drivers out there. So I have been a bit of a shut in this last week. Until this weekend rolled around, and I have been to Timbock Too and back. Just been a helluva weekend and funny thing is, alcohol was at a minimum. But such is life you have to ride the wave and some of them are monsters with huge pipes that can be vicious. So I have given myself a thin time line to get my ass up on that stage under those hot bright lights. I have been being that of a little bitch lately when its come to something I love. You know of course I am talking about the stand-up. I should have been doing stand up for the last 5 months now, but I have bitched out and been flaking out on myself for that time. Hiding behind the excuse that "I can not figure out how to write a joke". When the reality of the situation is, as much as I hate to admit it, my fear of rejection.

Today I had lunch with a high school friend and it was so great. To catch up and actually not be in Wisconsin when it happened.

Isn't it funny when you see someone who is pregnant, and you look at them and it clicks in your head that they had to have sex to get pregnant. Don't act like you have not taken that mental double take before. Like everyone who is over the age of 10 knows how people get pregnant. But for most people it never registers right away that the act of coitus has taken place and that little baby hump is the result. I find it absurd that I have actually looked at a pregnant woman and not instantly realized that sex was involved in the process, but whats more is that the thought of sex is actually an after thought haha.

Well blogger pants I just thought I would fill you in with that nonsense and make you fee like I still loved you, cuz lord knows I do.
PEACE